Table of Condiments That Periodically Go Bad


1
My
Mayonnaise
3 months
2
S
Salt
N/A
3
H
Hollandaise
1 day
4
B
Butter
1.5 months
5
Mw
Miracle Whip
3 months
6
Hu
Hummus
1 week
7
Od
Onion Dip
2 weeks
8
Tt
Tartar Sauce
3 months
9
V
Vinegar
3-5 years
10
M
Mustard
6-8 months
11
K
Ketsup
5 months
12
P
Pepper
4 years
13
Be
Bernaise
2 days
14
Ga
Garlic Sauce
1 day
15
Cc
Cream Cheese
2 weeks
16
Ti
Tahini Sauce
1 month
17
Bl
Bleu Cheese
2 months
18
R
Ranch
2 months
19
Pb
Peanut Butter
4 months
20
Lx
Lox
2 weeks
21
Pi
Pickles
6 months
22
Po
Pearl Onion
8 months
23
Cr
Croutons
2 months
24
Cs
Cocktail Sauce
6-8 months
25
Fi
Fish Sauce
5 months
26
Ym
Yellow Mustard
6-8 months
27
Ci
Chili Sauce
6-8 months
28
Sg
Sugar
2 years
29
Gc
Guacamole
2 days
30
Ws
White Sauce
2 days
31
Sc
Sour Cream
3 weeks
32
Th
Special Sauce
2 months
32A
Th
1,000 Island
2 months
33
Ma
Marmalade
2 months
34
V
Vegemite
2 months
35
Sy
Syrup
8 months
36
Re
Relish
6 months
37
Go
Green Olive
9 months
38
Ln
Lemon
2 months
39
Gs
Green Salsa
2 months
40
Sw
Sweet-n-Sour
4-5 months
41
Gm
Germ. Mustard
6-8 months
42
Ss
Steak Sauce
1 year
43
Nu
Aspartame
N/A
44
G
Gravy
3 days
45
Ch
Cheese Sauce
1 week
46
Wc
Whipped Cream
2 weeks
47
Vg
Vinaigrette
2 months
48
F
French
2 months
49
J
Jelly
4-5 months
50
Nt
Nutella
4 months
51
Fu
Fudge Sauce
6-8 months
52
Hr
Horseradish
6-8 months
53

Jalapeño
6 months
54
Oo
Olive Oil
6 months
55
Rs
Red Sauce
2 months
56
Sf
Stir-Fry Sauce
8 months
57
Dj
Dijonnaise
6-8 months
58
Ts
Taco Sauce
2 years
59
Xx
Saccharin
N/A
60
Au
Au Jus
3 days
61
Cz
Cheese Wiz
N/A
62
Mg
Margarine
6 months
63
Ch
Chutney
5 months
64
Hm
Honey Mustard
2 months
65
H
Honey
8 months
66
Pe
Peanut Sauce
8 months
67
Cp
Choc. Syrup
6-8 months
68
Bo
Baco Bits
N/A
69
Pm
Pimento
9 months
70
Ds
Duck Sauce
4-5 months
71
Wu
Worcestershire
1 year
72
So
Soy Sauce
1 year
73
Bq
BBQ Sauce
6-8 months
74
Ta
Tabasco
2-5 years
75
X
Maraschino
N/A

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