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Warning: Pregnant women, the elderly and children
under 10 should avoid prolonged exposure to Happy Fun Ball.
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Caution: Happy Fun Ball may suddenly accelerate to
dangerous speeds.
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Happy Fun Ball Contains a liquid core, which, if exposed due to
rupture, should not be touched, inhaled, or looked at.
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Do not use Happy Fun Ball on concrete.
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Discontinue use of Happy Fun Ball if any of the following occurs:
- Itching
- Vertigo
- Dizziness
- Tingling in extremities
- Loss of balance or coordination
- Slurred speech
- Temporary Blindness
- Profuse sweating
- Heart Palpitations
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If Happy Fun Ball begins to smoke, get away immediately. Seek
shelter and cover head.
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Happy Fun Ball may stick to certain types of skin.
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When not in use, Happy Fun Ball should be returned to its special
container and kept under refrigeration...
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Failure to do so relieves the makers of Happy Fun Ball, Wacky
Products Incorporated, and its parent company Global Chemical
Unlimited, of any and all liability.
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If Happy Fun Ball should become soiled, wipe gently with a soft
cloth moistened with sulfuric acid.
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Ingredients of Happy Fun Ball include an unknown glowing substance
which fell to Earth, presumably from outer space.
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Happy Fun Ball has been shipped to our troops in Saudi Arabia and is
also being dropped by our warplanes on Iraq.
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Do not taunt Happy Fun Ball.
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Happy Fun Ball comes with a lifetime guarantee.
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Happy Fun Ball -
ACCEPT NO SUBSTITUTES!
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